- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Brain fart

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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