- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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