- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Chuck Norris.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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