What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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