A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

womens rights.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

who's a slut... you're mom

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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