- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Obama

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

sucks Syntax...

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the man die? He was old.

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