so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Nickelback.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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