- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

who is not good looking? mon morello

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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