Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Corn Muffins

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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