Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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