- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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