Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what do you call a black chef glendon

I love pissing people off :P

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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