- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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