- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Trump will make America great again.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

your sister has 1 boob thats funny