- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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