The holocaust

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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