Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

black people

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Dislike this.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Anti Joke

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