- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your Mom The End.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A: Do you like it B: No

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??