- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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