- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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