Your so gay, that you like men!

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Your girlfriend.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's your guys names?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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