Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Women's rights.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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