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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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