- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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