- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

penisvaginaorgasm

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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