Gay republicans

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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