whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What is older than history?

women's rights

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