A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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