What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Poop.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

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