How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Women's rights.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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