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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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