- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Jesus Christ

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

binladin walks into the american seals

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