The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Caramel Boing.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Women's rights.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

black people

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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