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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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