- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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