- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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