Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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