- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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