- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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