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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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