Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Your sex life.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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