- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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