two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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John Cena

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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