roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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