johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

F? No k

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

This is a joke.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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