I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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