- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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