Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

mikey is cute

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's 2+2? Fish

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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