- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

I don't believe in giraffes.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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