- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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