- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

noah is a scrub jungle

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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