- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

noah is a scrub jungle

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??