- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

i like turtles

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

I'm gay.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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