- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

a man makes a bad joke

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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