- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

whats green and slimy? green slim

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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