I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

binladin walks into the american seals

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Sloths

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Gay republicans

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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