- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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