- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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