Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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read me write me

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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