- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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