What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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