In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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