- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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