What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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