A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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flavin's head

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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The holocaust

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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