What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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